What I like to call ‘Tiny Style’…

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Check out my newest post about my love for styling my son on YouLookFab, a fashionista’s paradise 🙂

A perfect combination of two of my FAVORITE things: my son & fashion. Do any of you take a real interest in what your child is wearing? I find immense joy in dressing him in his signature Polo looks and definitely some street styles.

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A Tale of Culture Shock

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We’re moving this week, and I hate packing! So to distract myself, I thought I’d post a piece I wrote on one of my first days in Arkansas after moving here from Pennsylvania. The cultural differences that exist within the boundaries of our own country are fascinating. Enjoy! 🙂

Plenty of factors are to blame for my decision to make the all-emcombassing move from Pennsylvania to unfamilar Arkansas, a sliver of the deep south previously nonexistent to me. College, the companionship of my mother and most of all, a much needed change of scenery, all pushed me to pack up my life and journey twenty hours away from all I knew and loved. But let’s be clear: in no way did I want to BECOME Southern; who I am remains the same regardless of my surroundings. But I took a leap of faith and landed in a place so different that it still continues to shock me. Oh, the experiences of a yankee who crosses way beyond the Mason-Dixon…

On my first Saturday as an actual Arkansas resident, I found myself slumped in the backseat of my step-father’s Volkswagen Jetta, stroking the chilled, nubby surface of the armrest, staring out the window at what seemed like some sort of naturally occuring wasteland: brown lumpy rows of mush running along side one another, one after the next forming a muddy stew blanketing mile after mile of barren fields, stretching as far as I could see in all directions. I would soon learn that this hideous landscape was actually acres and acres of rice fields, a staple of the state and the cornerstone of this area. This was the ‘duck hunting capital of the world’: a city better known as Stuttgart, Arkansas.

I was informed, or rather warned, by my mother upon my arrival that our presence was expected at a party being thrown by Dave’s fellow employees. After all, his position was the reason he and my mother had relocated south to begin with. After much debate and floundering on my own accord, I had made the trek and was en route to what was to be my first true taste of Arkansas living. It turns out this party was in fact a ‘crawfish boil’ and was being held at the company’s ‘duck camp’. Both of these terms were new to my vocabulary and definitely a mystery to me. What sort of secret backwoods tradition could I possibly be getting myself into? Images of ducks running wild through campsites complete with tents, lanterns and smores flooded my mind, but I hadn’t the slightest inkling as to what this ‘crawfish’ nonsense could be; I was unable to find any memory in which to associate with that term.

Fresh off the plane, soaking in all my obvious Yankee glory, I watched these rice fields whizzing past, shocked by the utter desolation of this place. Never had I been forced to travel longer than ten minutes (and that’s being generous) to reach some sort of convenience, better known to me as civilization, in its most basic form. I was certain we hadn’t passed a single store in atleast half an hour, not even your basic 7-11. I wondered where these poor fools who had actually chosen to reside here got their toilet paper. What if they craved a Dr. Pepper at 10 PM or ran out of coffee in the morning? My mother sensed my disbelief and made some sort of joke that was hilarious to us, but probably would have offended these folks that must enjoy living so far off the beaten path.

After one misstep in our directions forced us to turn around in a tiny town called Holly Grove (sounds like a serial killer hot spot, if you ask me), which was basically a handful of crumbling buildings and two old men sitting on a bench in what I guessed to be the ‘town square’, we were finally arriving at our destination, which instantly erased all of my previous expectations of ‘duck camp’. We pulled up to a cabin situated on some sort of waterway, surrounded by woods and dusty terrain. Why this place wasn’t simply referred to as a cabin, (which is exactly what it was) was beyond me, but this was only the beginning of what is now a daily reminder of the stark differences between two opposite regions of the same country. Duck camp or cabin, it was a very nice property, filled with mounted animals and stories of hunts long since past. I was reminded of the weeks I spent at my uncle’s cabin in the mountains of Pennsylvania, but this scenery was vastly different, including the high temperature and sticky heat that smacked me in the face upon exiting the comfort of the air-conditioned car. Yes, there’d be plenty to get used to in my new environment.

Dave was bombarded by friends seemingly ecstatic at his arrival. I was introduced to a number of nice people, who seemed to immediately identify that I was not from around here, even before my ‘accent’ came into play. There were some lawn chairs, a few kids messing around on four-wheelers caked in mud, and even a few smiles lacking a tooth or two. I can remember smiling to myself at the unexpected conformation of my expectations (with no malicious intent, of course). Our new companions commented on my poor choice in clothing for such an occasion (I was wearing white shorts, mind you) and delighted in the fact that I had no clue as to what to expect from any of the day’s activities. The Arkansans had obviously dressed in what I guessed was more appropriate attire: various Razorback shirts, shorts, camoflage in many forms and of course, a hat atop each and every head. But the ensemble of the woman I met next was downright comical. In a long black dress, large decorative hat, plenty of gaudy jewelry and (you’re kidding me, right?) white PANTY HOSE with clunky sandals, she explained that she’s who made the fried pies on the table and gave me a once over I would have expected from someone in a far better role in which to judge. I’m almost positive it was damn near 100 degrees and she was in panty hose and what could have been a blanket. I’ve come to learn that supposedly some Southern women are old-fashioned that way. I’ll take my white shorts any day, thank you very much.

After a barrage of questions and plenty of “say this!” “say that!”, followed by rolling laughter at my family’s ‘yankee accent’ (didn’t they know it was THEM who had the accent?!), it was time to feast. Ah, the time had come to find out about this mysterious ‘crawfish boil’.

As it turns out, most of the food was downright fabulous: huge pots filled with crawfish, corn, potatoes and sausage, all doused in spicy seasoning with all the trimmings. Although definitely unlike the seafood I so cherish back home, I had no complaints. Well, just one: just how do I go about eating one of these little suckers?

Ask anyone who has even dined on hardshell crabs with me: I can pick apart crabs like a champion, lightning fast, effective and without waste of any kind. It’s a family tradition and I do it with pride. But these tiny crawfish had no clear point of entry; there was no obvious plan of attack. It was time for my next lesson in the ways of the South. Spoken in a slow, twangy drawl, my directions were to crack the mudbug in half and suck the meat straight out of its head.

Um, excuse me? As horrifying as this process seemed in theory, it actually proved to be quite effective. But even after I was successful in this ‘head-sucking’ hilarity, I munched on mostly corn, potatoes and peach fried pies for the rest of the meal. Covering my face in crawfish juice was something I only needed to experience a time or two.

With full bellies and plenty of liquid courage, the evening festivities at the ‘duck camp’/cabin commenced. More four-wheeling (which I politely declined thanks to my white shorts and favorite flat sandals), some fishing off the ricketey dock and even a few fireworks. As homesick as I was for my Northern roots, this day of introduction to a Southern style hayday was certainly a pleasant one. Worth the ridiculous drive to the middle of who knows where? Debatable, but you’d hear no complaints from me. Atleast until the drive home. I would definitely regret all that soda I drank when there’s no place with indoor plumbing for miles.

For this Yankee’s first weekend in her new Southern home, the crawfish boil was filled with humor, introduction, and the start of what has become a life that is still a constant state of culture shock, even after all of the years I’ve logged here. There are plenty of Southern ways that still confuse me, surprise me, make me laugh or even make me cringe, but as far as a place to be, the ‘dirty’ south is a comfortable homestead. I am proud of my Northern upbringing, and although I’ll never believe in vast close-mindedness, their conservative lifestyles or (call me crazy) closed liquor stores on Sundays, and I’ll never be caught dead in panty hose, or see the necessity in churches the size of the White House, but I’ll admit I like calling Arkansas home. My ‘yankee accent’ is far from a ‘southern twang’, but a blending of these two wild and weird cultures make for a life I can surely be content with.

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Blending the Modern and the Classic: Lessons from the Little One

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Watching my son on a daily basis is becoming the perfect metaphor for the ever-changing world in which we live (a most adorable metaphor, at that!) and while the constant advancements we continue to make seem to make our lives easier, at times it seems to complicate them as well.

My little man will be two in November. We are in full blown toddler stage now: ever-envolving conversation skills, always learning and finding new ways to get into trouble. This is such a fun time to be a mother; things become a lot more interesting. But here’s something crazy to think about: my almost two year old son can operate both my iPhone and my iPad. And I don’t mean just turn it on. He has no problem flying in between the screens to find his ‘favorite’ apps, playing and pausing the videos (almost always episodes of “Family Guy”. Yes, he’s that awesome :)) and losing my page on whatever ebook I’m reading at the time. He can set an alarm, play a song or take a selfie. Here’s an example of his stealthy photography skills:

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It’s actually sort of remarkable, but it also scares me. When I was a kid, the concept of anything like that wasn’t even fathomable. Now I wonder what magical things our phones will be able to do by the time it’s actually time for him to have his own, and I predict he’ll be much younger then I was when I first scored that pink Nokia I’d been pining for.

But is all this advancent really beneficial to our future generations? Will our children live to play outside like we did? Will they still build forts to serve as the castles and ships from the worlds in their imagination? Will they be content with crayons and construction paper, breaking the boundaries by coloring outside the lines in their coloring books? Or are we headed to a time which dooms us to rely on more complicated means for simple human interaction?

Lucky for me, once again my son has managed to show me there is indeed hope left for humanity. He brings me book after book from his tiny shelf, most of which are the classics that I heard as a child. No matter what he can do on anything with an Apple logo, he enjoys the same words that his momma did; the same words that so many have enjoyed for decades. There’s no ‘upgrade’ for Goodnight Moon. No app creates a world of pie picnics and cities of windows built from purple lines like Harold and the Purple Crayon. There’s no need for a wi-fi connection to read Where the Wild Things Are, my son’s personal favorite (I have a tattoo of the little King of all Wild Things with his name on it). He enjoys the magic of the stories that so many children have before him.

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I have no issue admitting that I live my life with my iPhone always close by, and probably spend too much time staring at its bright screen. I could try to defend myself, pointing out that I spend a large chunk of that time reading, writing, jamming to music, etc., but who am I kidding? Either way, I may have a slight obsession with it. But I’m definitely obsessed with moments like these:

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Another lesson on who we are becoming as people, learned alongside my tiny partner in crime.